Hymns for every occasion

This is extremely funny; it helps if you know all of the hymns listed, but even if you don't it will still give you a good laugh....Enjoy!

Hymns for All Occasions
1. Dentists Hymn- "Crown Him With Many Crowns"
2. TV Weathermans Hymn- "There Shall Be Showers Of Blessings"
3. Contractors Hymn- "The Churches One Foundation"
4. Golfers Hymn- "There Is A Green Hill Far Away"
5. Politicians Hymn- "Standing On The Promises"
6. Optometrists Hymn- "Open Mine Eyes That I Might See"
7. IRS Hymn- "All To Thee" or "We Give Thee But Thine Own"
8. Gossips Hymn- "Pass It On"
9. Electricians Hymn- "Send The Light"
10. Plastic Surgeons Hymn- "Face To Face"
11. College Students Hymn- "Arise My Soul, Arise"
12. Physical Therapist's Hymn- "For Health And Strength"
13. Boy Scout's Hymn- "Blest Be The Tie That Binds"
14. Lost Traveler's Hymn- "I Wonder As I Wander"
15. Clock Maker's Hymn- "Moment By Moment" or "In His Time"
16. Mattress Salesman Hymn- "My Faith Has Found A Resting Place"
17. Crop Duster's Hymn- "Lo, He Comes With Clouds Descending"
18. Confectioner's Hymn- "There's A Sweet, Sweet Spirit In This Place"
19. Aggressive Driver's Hymn- "Pass Me Not"
20. E-Mailer's Hymn- "So Send I You"
21. Father's Hymn- "What Child Is This?"
22. Baker's Hymn- "When The Roll Is Called Up Yonder"
23. Prosecutor's Hymn- "Where Were You?"
24. Governmental Hymn- "We'll Understand It By And By"
25. The Student's Hymn-"Teach Me that I May Know"
26.
The Shopper's Hymn- "Sweet By and By"
27.
The Doctor's Hymn- "The Great Physician"
28. The Drill Sergeant's Hymn- "When the Roll is Called Up Yonder"
29.
The Tailor's Hymn- "Holy, Holy, Holy"
30.
The Realtor's Hymn- "I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop"
31. The Massage Therapists Hymn- "He Touched Me"
32. The Accountant's Hymn- "Count Your Many Blessings"  (in Florida "Count and Recount...")
33. The Cake Bakers Hymn- "I-Cing the Mighty Power of God"

34. The Indiana University Hymn - "So Send I-U"

 

Hymns for those who speed on the highway

45 mph..............................God Will Take Care of You
55 mph..............................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
65 mph..............................Nearer My God To Thee
75 mph..............................Nearer Still Nearer
85 mph..............................This World Is Not My Home
95 mph..............................Lord, I'm Coming Home
Over 100 mph...................Precious Memories

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